I hear it all the time from my patients:
“I’m still clogged up…”
“My BMs are still rock-hard and painful…”
“I still feel sluggish, bloated, and gassy…”
Many of them are frustrated. Even angry. And that’s perfectly understandable. Especially since they’ve done everything their doctor ordered.
Take a patient I’ll call Laurie, for instance. She ate plenty of fiber. She drank water by the gallon. And she worked out every day.
But she still suffered from stubborn constipation, often going a week or more without a bowel movement.
Steve’s doctor told him to take laxatives. Instead of relief, Steve endured cramps… bloating… and even explosive diarrhea that made him afraid to leave the house.
And then there’s Cheryl. She took herbs like senna… popped probiotics by the handful… and even went through a rigorous (and expensive) colon cleanse.
Not only did these remedies not work. They actually made her stubborn constipation worse.
(I’ll never forget the look of shame on Cheryl’s face — or the tears in her eyes — as she told me about the pain and humiliation of having her doctor physically remove impacted feces from her rectum.)
I’m sure Laurie, Steve, and Cheryl’s doctors thought they were doing the right thing.
Unfortunately, mainstream medicine thinks of constipation as a minor inconvenience, not a serious problem. So it barely gets covered in medical school.
As a result, most doctors are utterly clueless when it comes to treating persistent constipation. All they can do is dole out the same tired advice.
But as you probably know, none of these so-called remedies really work. At best, they’re Band-Aid solutions. And sometimes, they can actually make your miserable digestive problems worse. For example…
In fact, according to one study, 99% of probiotics on the market don’t have any scientific evidence proving they soften hard BMs and help you “go.” None!
So it doesn’t matter if a probiotic pill has 100 billion good-guy bacteria, enteric coating and comes in a special airtight package…
Chances are it won’t do a thing to relieve your stubborn constipation!
Hi, my name is Dr. Arlan Cage.
Over the last two decades, I’ve helped hundreds of patients get relief from stubborn constipation when fiber, laxatives, and probiotics don’t work.
Dr. Arlan Cage N.D. is a licensed Naturopathic doctor based in Northern California. He specializes in using holistic therapies.
Prior to his career in medicine, Dr. Cage worked in the aerospace industry as an engineer.
Over time, various friends and family members began to experience health problems that could not be rectified by the conventional medical system. So he began his own research into holistic, natural solutions.
Inspired, he left the aerospace industry and returned to school where he received his Doctorate.
Unfortunately, the treatments I developed require a strict diet, regular acupuncture, and about a dozen hard-to-find Chinese herbs. So I could only help people who came to my private medical practice in Mount Shasta, California in person.
But thanks to a Japanese breakthrough, you can finally get blessed relief from your stubborn constipation — even when all else fails.
This breakthrough requires no restrictive diets, herbs, or acupuncture. It’s available anywhere in the United States. And it costs about $1 a day.
Six double-blind, placebo controlled human studies prove this Asian secret…
On top of that, this breakthrough kills bad bugs like e.coli. It flushes dangerous toxins out of your body. It can even help rebuild your worn-out gut from the inside out.
And this Japanese digestive miracle works fast: Clinical trials show it can reverse years of digestive problems in as little as 7 days.
I’ll tell you all about this new breakthrough in a moment. But first, I’d like to show you why it’s so effective — and how it can bring you blessed relief, even when all else fails.
Deep in the jungles of Brazil, you’ll find the Camponotini ant. You’ll also find its most dangerous predator.
But this predator isn’t a bird, snake, or spider. This tiny ant’s deadliest foe is a “mind control” fungus called Ophiocordyceps (oh-fee-o-cord-eh-seps).
Let me explain… When Ophiocordyceps spores land on an ant, they burrow deep inside its body.
Next, the spores pump out chemicals that hijack the ant’s nervous system. And this “zombie fungus” forces the ant to do something very strange…
First, the ant leaves the safety of its nest and seeks out a specific type of jungle plant.
Then it climbs up… turns upside down… and clamps its jaws onto a leaf.
Soon, a tiny mushroom bursts through the ant’s hollow skull…
And then bursts, sprinkling millions of spores on the ants below — starting this bizarre cycle all over again!
Actually, the answer is simple: Just like that unfortunate ant, you’re under attack from dangerous parasites.
Just like Ophiocordyceps takes over that tiny ant, these nasty bugs can quietly take over your entire body.
In fact, these parasites could be the real cause of your painful constipation, gas, and bloating!
I know that sounds bizarre. In fact, this “zombie ant” breakthrough may be the strangest discovery I’ve heard of in my two decades practicing medicine.
But groundbreaking research from Harvard… Oxford… Stanford… Yale… and other top research universities show invisible parasites can wreak havoc with your body — and brain — in strange and disturbing ways.
For instance, some bad bugs actually take control of your digestive system by “hijacking” the complex web of nerves in your gut.
Once in the driver’s seat, these parasites slow down your digestion. Half-digested food gets stuck in your gut, where it ferments, rots and releases clouds of smelly gas — providing a feast for bad bugs.
Other toxic invaders crank out “hunger hormones” like ghrelin. That triggers out-of-control cravings for sugary snacks — and tricks you into feeding bad bugs the foods they love.
As these parasites feast, they excrete acidic chemicals into your gut. This toxic waste is downright deadly to your good-guy bacteria. But it helps bad bugs grow (and multiply) like crazy.
Worse, these nasty bugs also punch tiny holes in the delicate “wall” that protects your colon. That lets them flood your body with toxins, setting off a firestorm of inflammation in your heart, arteries, brain, and joints.
Some parasites can even disrupt your ability to make “feel good” brain chemicals like dopamine and serotonin. And they flood your brain with butyrate, which triggers bone-deep fatigue, depression, and “brain fog.”
Now, to be clear — these bugs won’t literally turn you into a walking zombie. And not everyone will have every symptom above.
But if you have stubborn constipation, there’s a 9 out of 10 chance you’re infested with at least some of these invisible bugs. And until you get rid of them, you’re just as helpless as that doomed ant.
Over time, rotting, rock hard feces piles up in your colon. Nasty fecal toxins will leak into your body. And your constipation, gas, and bloating will get even worse.
So what can you do to finally get relief? Believe it or not, the solution is found in mother’s milk.
That’s right — mother’s milk!
Let me explain. As you may know, breast milk is our first source of probiotics. And these probiotics are extremely powerful.
Babies who breastfeed have better digestion… fewer allergies… and a stronger immune system. And these benefits often last for years — even decades!
Now, don’t worry. I’m not suggesting you chug breast milk. There’s a much easier way to get the same benefits.
Remember the Japanese breakthrough I told you about earlier? It’s actually a “master probiotic” code-named BB536®.
Despite the science-fiction name, BB536 is 100% natural. It’s found in only two places: mother’s milk and a healthy baby’s tummy.
And it may be the most powerful digestive breakthrough I’ve even seen.
In fact, BB536 is the only probiotic proven to relieve stubborn constipation in six separate human studies.
These studies show it can gently unclog your colon… soften hard stools… and help you “go” without pain or strain.
And there’s good reason BB536 is so effective. You see, this master probiotic laser-targets the unwelcome invaders in your colon, and…
Clinical studies prove BB536 destroys dangerous toxic bacteria like h.pylori, b.fragilis, and e.coli.
That’s great news! And it can go a long way in winning the battle with these nasty parasites. But it’s just the first step.
You see, after BB536 wipes out billions of bad guys, it sets up camp in your colon. Next, it blocks parasites from feasting on rotting food — and literally starves them to death!
What’s more, BB536 also cleans up the acidic “toxic waste” bad bugs need to survive. That severely weakens any surviving parasites. And it gives good-guy bacteria like lactobacillus a fighting chance.
As you can see, BB536 is a powerful weapon against the toxic invaders taking over your colon.
It seeks out and destroys billions of bad bacteria… starves any holdouts… and then cleans up your toxic tummy, making it almost impossible for these parasites to survive.
That’s a powerful triple-strength attack against foreign invaders. But BB536 doesn’t stop there. You see, this mother’s milk breakthrough also…
In a recent human study, scientists gave BB536 to patients suffering from constipation.
One group took BB536 for 14 days. Another group got a placebo. Both groups got strict instructions to eat a normal diet.
During the study, scientists recorded every BM, scoring each sample and on a scale of 1-6. Type 1 meant stools were very hard. Type 6 indicated diarrhea.
At the beginning of the study, both the placebo group and the BB536 group averaged 2. Many poops were hard, dark brown, and “pebble-like.”
After taking BB536, volunteers saw a dramatic change: their poop went from rock-hard to “just right,” averaging 3.5 on the scale.
Just look at the incredible results for yourself…
After taking BB536, their BMs were perfect — not too hard and not too soft.
What’s more, the size of the patients’ bowel movements improved. So not only was their poop softer… it was easier to pass, too.
In fact, almost everyone in the BB536 group found they were able to “go” more often. Some even went back to pooping once per day.
That’s amazing, especially for a natural remedy. And it’s even more impressive considering many of the volunteers had suffered from constipation for years.
Don’t worry: Unlike laxatives or stool softeners, BB536 won’t cause diarrhea.
In fact, according to one study it helps “normalize” your poop: if you’re constipated, BB536 makes stools soft and easy to pass. But if you have diarrhea, it helps firm things up. Amazing!
Not only that, BB536 also…
As you may know, a healthy colon uses powerful contractions to push poop out of your body.
But studies show some bad bugs actually hijack the nerves that control these contractions, slowing down digestion and letting poop pile up in your colon.
That allows these toxic bugs to multiply like crazy, which slows down your digestion even more — and clogs your colon with even more rotting poop!
Your colon tries hard to get rid of this sludge. But thanks to those bad bugs, it’s far too weak. And eventually, your colon simply gives up the fight.
BB536 not only wipes out nasty bugs and softens rock-hard fecal deposits. It also gently “jump starts” your colon, restoring healthy elimination.
In one study, BB536 reduced “gut transit time” — a key measure of colon function — by 12.4 hours. That’s unheard of, especially for a natural remedy.
During another study, BB536 helped elderly patients go from pooping every 3.5 days… to every other day… to every day. And it worked in just weeks!
What’s more, patients using BB536 often report blessed relief after a bowel movement — saying they finally feel “emptied out.”
On top of that, BB536 is clinically proven to get rid of nasty toxins, reduce embarrassing bathroom odors, and relieve cramps.
And that’s not all. A study of 20,000 elderly people found BB536 also gives you healthy, younger looking skin… a memory boost… bone support… and more energy, too!
And remember, BB536 works fast. In every single human study, volunteers saw relief in no more than 14 days. In some cases, it worked even faster — in as little as 7 days!
Introducing Patriot Ultra-Biotics:
As you can see, BB536 is a powerful weapon in the battle against stubborn constipation.
It not only kills the nasty parasites behind your miserable digestive troubles. It softens rock-hard stools… restores healthy colon function… and helps you “go” every day with no strain, pain, or pushing.
In fact, this Japanese miracle may be the most effective natural constipation remedy I’ve ever seen.
And you’ll get a full study-strength dose of this breakthrough in a new formula I call Patriot Ultra-Biotics.
I created this formula to help address the hidden culprit behind your stubborn constipation. But BB536 is just the tip of the iceberg…
You see, Patriot Ultra-Biotics also includes 8 more breakthroughs that work together to address the causes and complications of your miserable digestive problems.
For example, this one-of-a-kind formula also includes…
As you get older, levels of helpful bacteria plummet. In fact, if you’re over 60 you probably have two-thirds less good bacteria like B.lactis and l.bacillus than you did at 25!
Good Bacteria Levels Drop With Age
And if you’re constipated, the problem is even worse. You may have 100 times less good bacteria than healthy folks — and 1000 times more bad bugs like e.coli, c.dificle, and MRSA!
Now, BB536 can help rid of those nasty invaders. But that’s just the first step.
Next, you need to re-populate your gut with good bacteria. And not just any bacteria. You need the right strains… in the right amount… and the right ratio for maximum benefit.
That’s why Patriot Ultra-Biotics also contains a specialized blend of six powerful probiotics, specifically designed for folks over 50. In every serving, you’ll get…
Together with BB536, these 6 probiotic superstars can bring rapid relief from even the most stubborn digestive problems.
While BB536 helps kill off bad bugs, softens hard stool, and helps restore healthy colon function…
This blend of 6 powerful probiotics can also help ease painful cramps, reduce gas, and relieve bloating. Each one of the six strains of Bifidobacteria and L.bacillus are unique (and only available from one lab).
What’s more, this exact formula is exclusive to Patriot Ultra-Biotics. So this special “over 50” probiotic blend is truly one-of-a-kind.
But I still wasn’t satisfied. That’s why Patriot Ultra-Biotics also contains…
Did you know a healthy colon contains enough toxins to kill you 10 times over?
It’s true. And the only thing that protects your organs from this toxic stew is a thin “wall” of cells lining your colon.
This wall protects your intestines from the normal waste in feces, including bad bacteria, toxins, and free radicals. And normally, it gets rebuilt every 3 days.
But when you suffer from persistent constipation, this protective wall is under constant attack.
Bad bugs punch holes in your wall… burrow deep into your intestines… and trigger a firestorm of inflammation. These tiny holes also allow bacteria, toxins, and free radicals to get into your bloodstream, where they can travel to every part of your body.
And this problem persists, even after you get rid of these nasty bugs. So it’s critical that you address the damage — and help your body repair your “wall” – fast.
That’s why Patriot Ultra-Biotics also includes a little-known nutrient called N-acetyl glucosamine, or NAG for short.
Despite the name, NAG is very different from the glucosamine you take for your joints. But they actually work in a similar way.
You see, just like glucosamine helps rebuild damaged cartilage, NAG helps rebuild your damaged colon “wall.” And that can have a dramatic effect on your health.
In a human study, NAG reduced bloating, cramps and nausea by almost 50%. In another, it brought total relief to 2 out of 3 patients with chronic digestive problems.
Scientists link this amazing ability directly to NAG’s ability to plug the microscopic holes in your gut — and stop toxins from reaching other parts of your body.
What’s more, NAG doesn’t just beat back damage from out-of-control parasites. It also protects your body against future attacks.
In fact, NAG creates a sort of “electric fence” in your intestinal wall. This electric fence allows nutrients and good bacteria to pass through. But it zaps bad bugs on contact — and destroys them!
(And don’t worry. NAG doesn’t come from shellfish. So it’s 100% safe, even if you you’re allergic.)
So far, I’ve told you how the ingredients in Patriot Ultra-Biotics can help get rid of bad bacteria… unclog your colon… and help relieve gas and bloating.
And you just heard how NAG repairs your damaged gut and protects you from dangerous toxins.
But there’s one more digestive breakthrough I’d like to tell you about. And it may be the most important one of all. You see, Patriot Ultra-Biotics also contains…
You’ve probably heard about prebiotics, nutrients that support good bacteria. Some studies show they can help good bugs like l.bacillus and B.lactis thrive.
But there’s just one problem. Different good bacteria respond to different prebiotics. And there are dozens of strains of B.lactis alone.
So if you wanted to support all of the good-guy bacteria in your gut, you’d have to shovel down 5… 10… even 20 different prebiotic pills every day!
That’s inconvenient — not to mention expensive. Luckily, there’s a much easier way to get all the benefits of prebiotics without the hassle.
The key: a special nutrient known as cobalamin (Co-bah-lah-men).
Like prebiotics, cobalamin supports good bacteria. But unlike prebiotics, it works for every kind of good-guy bacteria. So you get all the benefits without the hassle.
Studies also show cobalamin helps helpful bacteria survive — and thrive — in your colon. It also gives good guy bacteria an “energy boost” by increasing a molecule called ATP.
In fact, cobalamin is so powerful I call it “rocket fuel” for good bacteria. But there’s just one problem:
According to Harvard University, at least 1 out of 5 people don’t have enough of this critical nutrient. And the real number may be even higher — up to 1 in 2!
That’s why every serving Patriot Ultra-Biotics includes 25 mcg of this probiotic rocket fuel — ensuring you get all the benefits from our constipation breakthrough.
Remember, BB536 is the ONLY probiotic shown to relieve stubborn constipation. Six human studies show it kills bad bugs… softens rock-hard BMs… and gently jump-starts your worn-out colon.
The result: you can finally “go” every day with no pain, strain, or pushing — guaranteed.
Plus, Patriot Ultra-Biotics contains 8 more powerful breakthroughs to address the causes and complications of your miserable digestive problems. In every serving, you get…
Together, these 9 ingredients support each other, creating a powerful “synergy effect” that makes each one work even better.
Plus, Patriot Ultra-Biotics…
As you may know, probiotics aren’t like vitamins or minerals. They’re alive. So they won’t do you any good if they show up on your doorstep DOA.
That’s why the strains in Patriot Ultra-Biotics were rigorously tested to make sure they survive — and thrive — in your colon, where you need the most help.
That’s why we use a proprietary process that preserves as many live bacteria as possible.
And that’s why we also invested in special packaging, proven to provide best-in-class protection.
Our Stability Shield™ bottles keep out moisture and create the ideal environment for your probiotics. In fact, they’re far more effective than glass (the previous gold standard for probiotic packaging).
What’s more, Stability Shield™ bottles require no refrigeration. And they protect your probiotics for up to 18 months!
Imagine what you could do if your miserable digestive problems were a thing of the past. Would you…
With Patriot Ultra-Biotics you have the freedom to make those choices — without worrying about gas, bloating, or constipation holding you back.
But don’t worry. You don’t have to break the bank to get relief from your bathroom troubles. In fact, right now you can enjoy…
I wanted to make sure everyone has access to this digestive breakthrough. So I called up my friend Jeff over at Patriot Health Alliance.
You see, Jeff and his team work directly with the best probiotic labs in the world. And that’s great news for you.
Why? Because with no middleman to mark up prices, they can create top-quality supplements for a fraction of the cost. And they pass those savings on to you.
Right now, you can try Patriot Ultra-Biotics for yourself at a special introductory price of just $49.95. That’s more than 30% off the normal retail price — a savings of $20!
Or to put it another way: you can enjoy blessed relief from constipation, gas, and bloating for about $1.66 per day — less than you’d pay for a cup of coffee!
If you were to buy every ingredient in Patriot Ultra-Biotics separately, you’d spend over $122.
I want to make it as easy as possible for you to try this formula yourself. So I’m going to give you a little “nudge.”
You can get a 30-day trial bottle of Patriot Ultra-Biotics for just $49.95. Or you could stock up on a 90-day supply for just $149.
Plus, when you take advantage of this special offer, you’ll also get FREE shipping — saving you another $8.95.
I think you’ll agree that’s a pretty good deal. But I managed to talk Jeff into offering one that’s even better. You see, right now you can…
If you take action today, you can get 5 bottles of Patriot Ultra-Biotics — a $249 value — for just $149.
That’s the same price as the 3-bottle package deal I just told you about. You save a whopping 40% — over $100 off the regular per-bottle price!
Or to put it another way: You can enjoy blessed relief from gas, bloating, and constipation for just 99 cents a day.
You probably have that much spare change in your couch cushions right now!
Plus, when you take advantage of this special 5-for-3 deal, you’ll also receive 5 FREE bonus gifts (a $55 value).
Over 211,000 seniors faithfully rely on Patriot Power Greens to help them look, feel and move like they did when they were younger.
But Patriot Power Greens doesn’t just boost your energy and soothe your stiff, achy joints. It can make a dramatic difference in your digestive health.
You see, this breakthrough greens formula contains…
As you can see, Patriot Power Greens is the perfect complement to Patriot Ultra-Biotics. And your 7-day supply is FREE when you take advantage of this special offer.
Plus, when you grab this 5-bottle deal, you’ll also receive…
In this special medical bulletin, you’ll discover why a quick glance in the toilet can save you thousands in medical bills — and could even save your life. And you’ll also discover…
Plus, you’ll also hear about 5 tasty foods that help you stay regular (whatever you do, don’t reach for a bran muffin — do this instead).
Normally, Everything You Need To Know About Poop is valued at $19.95. But you get it FREE when you take advantage of this special offer. And you’ll also receive…
Did you know there’s a wrong way to poop? It’s true.
What’s more, you’ve probably been making this mistake since you were potty-trained.
In this report, you’ll discover the simple God-given secret to an easy, pain-free, and satisfying BM. This secret requires no weird foods… no drugs… and no supplements.
And it requires almost no effort — as long as you follow the simple plan I reveal inside.
You get the full scoop on this ancient secret when you claim your copy of this special report. And it’s yours FREE when you take advantage of this special 5-bottle deal today.
And when you claim your supply of this constipation breakthrough, you’ll also enjoy…
Normally, Jeff and the crew at Patriot Health Alliance charge $8.95 for shipping and handling. (And frankly, that barely covers the cost of processing, packing, and postage.)
But if you take action today, you won’t pay a penny. That’s a savings of $8.95 per bottle — so the more you order, the more you save!
Our brave troops need to be operating at 100% to keep our country safe. But that’s not easy to do when you’re suffering from miserable digestive problems.
Unfortunately, most of our active-duty personnel rely on MREs and other pre-packaged meals. As a result, many of our troops endure nausea, gas, bloating and constipation.
That’s a serious problem — especially when you’re out in the field, carrying up to 40 pounds of gear and trying to keep your head on a swivel.
I want to make sure we help the men and women who defend our great country. So when you take advantage of our 3- or 5-bottle deal, we’ll make a donation of Patriot Ultra-Biotics to our active-duty troops.
So not only will you be addressing your own stubborn constipation. You’ll be helping our troops. And together, we can help them stay fighting fit and perform at 100%.
Claiming your personal supply of Patriot Ultra-Biotics — and your 5 bonus gifts — is easy and only takes a moment.
Just click on the orange button below. You’ll go to our secure order page, where you can select your options.
If you choose our 5-bottle deal, your supply of Patriot Ultra-Biotics will be rush-shipped to you immediately, along with your FREE 7-day supply of Patriot Power Greens.
Plus, you’ll get instant access to your free special reports, so you can start using these health secrets right away.
On top of that, you get FREE shipping and handling — saving you up to $8.95 per bottle.
And of course, we’ll also make a donation of Patriot Ultra-Biotics in your name to our brave troops.
The total value of this offer: over $300. But today, you get everything for just $149 — saving you over $150!
I know Patriot Ultra-Biotics will help you finally get relief from your painful digestive problems. That’s why I’m willing to offer you a bulletproof, iron clad, no-questions-asked…
Try Patriot Ultra-Biotics for yourself. I guarantee you’ll see a dramatic improvement in your constipation, gas, and bloating.
If you don’t — or if you’re not happy for any reason whatsoever — just return the empty bottles (plus any unused product).
You’ll get a prompt and courteous refund of every penny you paid. No questions asked… no hassles… and no hard feelings.
Please note: Unlike the 60- or 90-day guarantee most supplement makers offer, this guarantee is good forever.
So if you decide you’re not 100% happy with Patriot Ultra-Biotics at any time — even 10 years from now — just let me know and I’ll happily refund your entire purchase price.
Of course, your FREE gifts are yours to keep, no matter what you decide — or when. It’s my way of saying “thanks” for giving Patriot Ultra-Biotics a try.
I think you’ll agree that’s a pretty strong guarantee. But I want you to feel absolutely secure about your decision to test-drive Patriot Ultra-Biotics.
So I’m going to go one step further and also offer you an unprecedented…
Here’s how it works: Try Patriot Ultra-Biotics for as long as you like.
If you don’t “go” with no strain, pain, or pushing — or if you’re not happy for any reason — just send back your unused bottles, along with a simple one-page note with your honest feedback. (A simple handwritten note will do.)
When you do, I’ll refund every penny you paid. And then I’ll double your money for your trouble.
Yes, that’s correct. If you’re not 100% happy with Patriot Ultra-Biotics, I’m willing to give back your entire investment — twice!
As you can see, this truly is a risk-free offer.
You can try Patriot Ultra-Biotics for as long as you want. If by some small chance it doesn’t work for you, just send me a note.
You’ll get a prompt and courteous refund of every penny you paid — and then I’ll double it!
(Of course, all 5 of your free gifts — a $55 value — are yours to keep, no matter what you decide.)
Since your results are guaranteed, why not claim your risk-free trial of Patriot Ultra-Biotics today?
Simple. I know Patriot Ultra-Biotics really works. I’ve read the scientific evidence. I’ve seen it work wonders, even when all else fails. And I’ve used it myself, too.
So I’m 100% confident Patriot Ultra-Biotics can help you finally get relief from your stubborn constipation… embarrassing gas… and painful cramps and bloating.
Remember, the proprietary blend of probiotics and healing nutrients in Patriot Ultra-Biotics are clinically shown to…
Plus, study after study proves these nutrients can boost your energy levels… support a healthy weight… and help support a razor sharp memory.
And they can work fast: In clinical studies, the BB536 in Patriot Ultra-Biotics helped relieve years of miserable digestive problems in as little as 7 days.
I truly believe this breakthrough will work for you, too. That’s why I’m willing to give you double your money back if you’re not 100% happy.
If you want to take advantage of this special deal, you need to act quickly.
You see, this offer is only good for our initial run of 5,000 bottles.
Now, that may sound like a lot. But up to 1 out of 3 older Americans (over 30 million people) suffer from constipation.
This message went out to over 200,000 subscribers to our newsletter. Assuming they’re average, that means roughly 67,000 of them are perfect candidates for Patriot Ultra-Biotics.
So if you want to enjoy blessed relief from your painful bathroom problems — guaranteed or your money back — I urge you to take action now.
Otherwise you could miss out on this special deal. And if we do run out, you may have to wait weeks (or longer) until our new batch arrives.
Claiming your risk-free trial of Patriot Ultra-Biotics is easy and only takes a moment. Just click the button below to get started.
You’ll be whisked to our secure 256-bit encrypted secure checkout page, where you can enter your information. Then you simply click your mouse to confirm your risk-free trial.
Your supply of Patriot Ultra-Biotics will be rush-shipped to your door in a discreet package. And you can start getting relief from gas, bloating, and constipation right away.
Remember, you’re completely protected by our “Better Than Risk Free” Guarantee.
Try Patriot Ultra-Biotics for as long as you like. If you’re not completely thrilled with your results, just let me know. I’ll happily refund every penny you paid — twice!
You’ve heard how the ingredients in Patriot Ultra-Biotics can finally bring blessed relief from your gas, bloating, and constipation issues.
You’ve seen the amazing results of the clinical studies. And you’ve discovered why this breakthrough is so effective.
And right now, you have 3 choices.
Option A: You can keep taking laxatives, eating fiber, and conventional probiotics — and keep struggling with your constipation, gas, and bloating.
Option B: You can try to duplicate the proven probiotic powerhouse strains and gut-healing nutrients in every serving of Patriot Ultra-Biotics.
But buying each ingredient in Patriot Ultra-Biotics separately would force you to spend over $122 per month.
Plus you’d have to go through the hassle of finding the right suppliers… measuring each ingredient to get exactly the right amount in the right ratio… and then mix up a batch by hand every day.
Or you can pick Option C: Take action and claim your risk-free trial of Patriot Ultra-Biotics right now — and finally get relief from your stubborn constipation in as little as 7 days.
Remember, you’re completely protected by our “Better Than Risk Free” Guarantee.
Try Patriot Ultra-Biotics for as long as you like. If you’re not 100% thrilled, just send back any unused product.
You’ll get a prompt and courteous refund of every penny you paid — no questions asked.
(And if you include a short note about your experience, I’ll double your money!)
It doesn’t get much better than that. So why not take advantage of this risk-free offer right now, before supplies run right out?
Imagine how you’ll feel when you finally get relief from your stubborn constipation.
Instead of straining to pass rock-hard pebbles of poop, you can go every day like clockwork — with no pain, strain, or pushing.
Instead of struggling to hold in gas, you can go through your day with confidence — without worrying about “letting one slip.”
And instead of feeling heavy, sluggish and bloated, you’ll have more energy to play 18 holes… work in your garden… or enjoy a romantic evening with your spouse.
That’s just a tiny taste of what Patriot Ultra-Biotics can do for you. And remember, you’re completely protected by our “Double Your Money Back” Guarantee.
What are you waiting for? Claim your risk-free trial of Patriot Ultra-Biotics today. You have nothing to lose and everything to gain.
Dr. Arlan Cage
P.S. — Jeff just told me that some his employees recently “beta-tested” Patriot Ultra-Biotics behind his back… and now they’re begging him to reserve a supply just for them and their families.
Of course, he can’t do that — your health is our priority, and you come first.
But based on their feedback, I expect this first run to sell out quickly.
Once it does, may have to wait weeks — or months — to try this constipation breakthrough.
So if you want to finally get the relief you deserve, I urge you to claim your risk-free trial right now.
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A. If you use Patriot Ultra-Biotics each day, you could begin to notice benefits in just a few days. You should become more regular, your stools should become more comfortable, and you should see reduced digestive discomfort.
Remember, it took some time for your digestive system to lose its way. Give Patriot Ultra-Biotics a chance to work. And if you’re not fully satisfied, you can return it for a full refund – take all the time you need… you can even return the empty bottle!
When you’re ready to start your order, simply click through to our secure order form located right here.
A: Each bottle has 30 capsules, a one-month supply. The recommended dose is one per day. When you take it is up to you.
When you’re ready to start your order, simply click through to our secure order form located right here.
A: The Patriot Ultra-Biotics formula was specifically created with folks over 50 years of age in mind. So it contains not only unique strains that are particularly absent as we age, but targeted strains with clinical data that shows they work, especially in the area of constipation.
Not only that, we protect this formula in unique packaging, so it remains shelf-stable – there’s no need for refrigeration. This specially constructed bottle is even proven to work better than glass for protecting the life of the probiotics. Glass used to be considered the “gold standard” …but this is even better!
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